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2010-01-03T00:59:00.003+08:00

hello~
HAPPY NEW YEAR 05S17!
Can this blog be revived in this new decade?

[Pls: Creator of this blog please do some update to the links and schedule!]

2009-04-23T22:38:00.002+08:00

Flight-Jetstar Airways

Accomodation-Neijiang Hotel

Shopping
Xi Men Ding ('Orchard' Of taiwan)
Wu fen Pu Night Street (Cheap bargains)
Miramar Shopping Center (High end Goods) <----More interested in the ferris wheel on top of the shopping center

Places to Eat
Shilin Night Market
Raohe Night Market
Xi Men Ding (there's one famous 'liang fen' stall there)(More to be cfmed)

Places of interests/enjoyment
Xindian River and Danshui River Bicycle Trail
Yangmingshan Hot Springs
Clubbing at Luxy/Lava

Tentative locations
-Miramar Ferris Wheel
-Taipei 101
-Danshui Old Street
-Zhong Zhen Ji Nian Tang (C.K.S Memorial Hall)
-Longshan temple-Sun Yat-sen Memorial Hall

This iternary is prepared in a rush. Purpose is to give a brief idea on what to expect for the taiwan trip. Exact travel plans will need more time to be planned. We're still considering more locations to visit (i'm still trying to find the amusement park).

2009-03-09T20:52:00.003+08:00

Hey...looks like it's been an exciting month! all the b'day parties and post-celebrations....its great!

Anyway, regarding my previous post on Ms Ho's house warming on the 28th March 09, I regret to inform you guys that it has been CANCELLED....

This is due to the fact that Ms Ho's hubby have been posted to the States, and Ms Ho will be joining him in June. Please ignore the honeymoon bullshit....lolx. Apparently, they have packed and shifted their furnitures from their new house, therefore there wouldn't be any house for us to warm >.<

However, it would be nice to gather once more before Ms Ho leaves. It would be a good 4 years. By the time she come back, all white hair liao...

More info will be up...till then, see u guys around!

2009-03-08T21:46:00.004+08:00

Video made by Jun Wen with his hp...enjoy...

2009-02-27T00:20:00.007+08:00

Hi! To all 05S17 peeps,

Confirmed Attendees from 05S17:
Jia Ying
Serene
Jessie
Minfeng
Weihun
Collen
Yixin
Eileen
Kaixu
Junwen
Herman
Darren
Jonathan
Kaisiang

Confirmed Absentees:
Jason
Zen Cheang
Eunice

for those whose names are not mentioned here, please RSVP ASAP.

Other Attendees whom you might know..
JJC: Kuan Wee, Alex, Kaili, Hongyi, Han Bin, Susan, Kah Mun, Victor..
JYPS: Mavis, Yifan, Ching Kwek, Chenghao, Weihong, Augustine, Wai Chong
RVHS: Melissa, Yue Jia
NYCC: Tony, Ansary, Zhihui
NTU: Yvonne, Shee Min
..and other private guests.

2009-02-18T21:13:00.002+08:00

Hi 05S17 guys!! Jia Ying here!

I'll be celebrating my 21st birthday at my place on the 1st of March (Sunday)!
Thank you guys for your warm response! yea! ^^

Details:

Venue: Blk 674A
Choa Chu Kang Crescent #04-425
S(681674)
Time: 5.30pm!
Dress Code: Semi-causal!
Nearst Mrt Station: Yew Tee ( 5 mins walk to my place! )

Map:

http://www.streetdirectory.com/asia_travel/travel/travel_id_17777/travel_site_1/?x=360559.20465427404&y=154955.22462371882

I'll list out who is going so probably you guys can meet up before getting here!
As for the rest who are not listed out, they have yet to confirm with me(:

Those attending my bday:

Wei Hun
Yi Xin
Min Feng
Eileen
Collen
Minna
Serene
Jessie
Eunice
Gerladine
Kai Xu
Jason
Gilbert
Darren
Jun Wen
Jonathan
Herman
Zen Cheang
Ming Siong
Yi Feng
Loh Wei

2009-02-18T18:42:00.001+08:00

Hellos again!

Thanks for all those who came down to support me for my concert. very much appreciated! cheers =)

2009-02-03T01:09:00.022+08:00

Hi guys!
I know this post came late and i decided to put my post here as i do not want to block jy and minna's invitation. Anyway, thanks guys for coming down to my party. I love the presents and rather, i was quite surprised with the huge speakers and the braun baffel wallet from the guys ^^" I apologised if i ever neglected you guys but hopefully, i still do hope you have enjoyed yourself and at least have some fun. =) i know some of you may have met ur tuition fren or primary or secondary school fren during my party. so afterall, this can also be a gathering session for you. O ya, i was very glad that all of you (excluding the 2 SEEs) came in my white attire =)))) im so glad that we are still so ON-s till now ^^" so.. cya at JY and MINNA's party!

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Hellos!

All s17 peeps are invited to my birthday party! I am celebrating it one night earlier! Please come partly cos theres food!
(Click on card to view details more clearly)

anyway, my neighbour holding baby's full month at the same block, same day and same time as me. remember not to go to the wrong level!!! I stay at level 10!

P/s: to clarify, white smart casuals means that you dont wear home clothes or something you wear to the market. In uni terms, smart casual is semi-formal. You dont necessary have to wear plain white and since the theme is pink, silver and gold, you can accessorize with these 3 colors. hope it helps ^^"
Guys can wear shirt and jeans.
Girls can wear dress or nice white tops.

Attendance:
eunice (cant come- smth on)
yixin (cant come- at batam)
loh wei (still donwan confirm)
benjamin (cant come)

Other people coming for my party:
nus friends
nus dance friends
yhss classmates
relatives
my party planners (2)

pls: i know its a bit or very cramp but bear with it!

2009-02-02T22:00:00.003+08:00

Hi Guys...Jun Wen here...

On the 28th March 2009 (Sat), Ms Ho is inviting us to her house for house warming!!!!

So get ready to get ur asses burnt >.<

Pls contact me via my msn or my hp for the attendance as she needs to order the snacks

Do take note that it is highly recommended that u makan ur lunch b4 u go cuz the food is meant for tea break...

So this means....WE CAN HAVE LUNCH TGT....yay...botak jones? =D

So ya, hope u guys can respond to this post...ciaoz!

2009-01-29T13:49:00.009+08:00

Hellos people!

Sorry for using up this space to advertise but if you are free, please come to watch my dance concert on 11feb, wednesday night! it's free admission and tickets are released at 6.30pm so come early to queue for tickets! only admits 400 ppl! if you think its too early, take your tickets and go for dinner but do remember to come back for the show! it starts exactly at 8pm.

plus: NUS UCC is opposite engineering block.
Bus available: 96, 183, 188, 33 (stop outside engineering bus stop, walk back, cross the road and walk down)
Bus available: 96, 151 (a loop and ends up opposite UCC. its nearer to UCC for this bus stop. if you forgot to alight, den you will be sent back to the interchange.)
Bus available: 95 (stop at yusof ishak house and walk a long distance down if you dont mind. alternatively, cross to opp side and take shuttle bus A1/A2/B for one bus stop. rmb to press the bell.)
Bus available: internal shuttle bus A1/A2/B (its free and can take from any bus stop in NUS that states that there is shuttle bus service. This happens when you lost your way. pls ask around if you are really lost.)

Also, i will be posting my birthday invitation up soon. Ive consulted a party planner to organize my 21st birthday party and so, it will definitely be held! Remember to make yourself available on 21/02/09 (sat night) because i am holding it one night earlier. it will definitely be in the west area and buffet is provided! Theres food so please come! (more details up when everything is more or less confirm) ^^"

2009-01-15T00:41:00.007+08:00

Hi guys...the links below directs u all to dl the pix from the chalet...

This 1 is from jia ying's camara..
http://cid-6904798a7df6845b.skydrive.live.com/browse.aspx/.Public/05S17%20Chalet%20@%20Downtown%20East%20Pasir%20RIs <----my msn skydrive

This 1 is from jun wen's camara...
http://cid-6904798a7df6845b.skydrive.live.com/browse.aspx/.Public/05S17%20Chalet%20@%20Downtown%20East%20Pasir%20RIs%20%7C5Jw%7C4s%20camara%7C6?view=thumbs<---- my msn skydrive

This 1 is from jonathan's camara https://cid-ae31bba30a0796d4.skydrive.live.com/browse.aspx/05s17%20Chalet%20090109/05s17%20Chalet%20090109

Anymore more pix to share? send to me and i'll help u upload =)

cheers!

2009-01-11T15:48:00.004+08:00

THANK YOU GUYS FOR COMING!!!!

During the bbq, i gave an 'opening' speech...
Got opening means got closing rite?
HAHA
So here's the 'closing' speech...

Wait! Before that, i forgot to relay a msg from Ms Goh to all of u, so here's it...

"Thanks for the invitation 2 to bbq... It's great to see you guys again after so long... and even happier to see tat you guys are doing so fine :) too bad i can't stay for long...take care and hope to see you guys again soon :)"

A round of applause for her touching speech pls.... *claps*

Now my turn...

Once again, many thanks to ALL of you that turned up for the chalet...
I hope that you guys enjoyed the chalet as much as i did...though we didn't do much except non-stop talking eh? haha...
I HOPE....i say again...HOPE....that this chalet is not our last time together as a class...
We can always meet up now and then! (volunteers to coordinate pls..!!!)

And to those who did not turn up....
I noe u guys are busy...but whatever you've missed cannot be undone...
Therefore next time must come hor....
oh...maybe u guys can organise? =)

With that, i've said my piece...(i noe i'm long winded >.<)
Really happy to find out that all of you are doing fine...
jiayou to all your future endeavours....hope to see u guys again!

This is rq here....out! =D

2009-01-07T23:59:00.003+08:00

The exact chalet details

Where: NTUC club Costa Sands Resort (Pasir Ris), room C02
How to go: Mrt to pasir ris, then take bus to downtown east
The chalet is NOT in downtown east itself, its the outside one...if u noe wat i mean

Call us at our hp if u really happen to lose ur way there....

SEE U GUYS THIS FRI!

2009-01-01T08:29:00.007+08:00

THE TIME OF THE YEAR IS FINALLY HERE....THE CHALET IS NEXT FRIDAY (09/01-11/01)!!!!!

Dun wry ppl, if u still tink the chalet is unconfirmed, lemme assure you that it has been cfm-ed EONS AGO...i write again....EONS AGO...

So written below are the details of the chalet!

What: S17 Chalet Gathering
Where: NTUC club Costa Sands Resort (Pasir Ris)
When: 09/01 to 11/01
Who: YOU!
Why: Duh, we miss all of u ^^ ....(okok i noe tats gay)

Expected Attire: CASUAL ATTIRE (dun be a cock and come in anything > or = to jeans)

Things to bring: Camaras, xtra clothings, and your physical self (pls leave ur brain at home, and totally chill out! =D

Xtra things u may consider bringing: Poker cards, forms of entertainment, wine/alcohol (woo would really luv u if u bring), fruits for every1, xtra food.

Wat abt the amt of cash? I'll leave this to u guys, but i'll tell u the budget we are expecting: chalet expenditures alone: $30. Bring along xtra cash, cuz side activities from day 1 midnight onwards might need $$$. Refer to the subsequent part of this post for the expected sequence of events...

The exact unit no. of the chalet can only be known when we retrieve the keys on the day itself, therefore u guys might wanna meet up and come down to the downtown east area tgt. Gimmi us (rq,herm,jon,jw) a call and we'll tell you where the place is. Please reach the vicinity of the chalet by 5.30pm

I noe not all of u would be staying throughout the 3 days, but i would reallllllllllllllly appreciate if u all can at least attend the BBQ on the 1st evening. I'm listing down the sequence of events so that u guys can gauge when u might want to leave...Do inform us in advance if u wanna leave early ^^

Sequence of Events:
Day 1 1730 - 2200 hrs: BBQ (REUNION SESSION w/ our beloved teachers!)
2200 - 0600 hrs: Range of activities (night cycling,mahjong,ktv,movie etc<--we'll discuss tgt)

Day 2 0600 - 1300 hrs: Br-unch + otot activities (slp all u wan men...u are paying for it!)
1300 onwards : Continuation of madness (CHIONG AH!)

The rest of the events would be up to u guys...we can't possibly plan everything rite? =D
There's no bbq on day 2 fyi

Ms Ho (Mdm Ho) & Ms Ng are coming for the BBQ as well...so lets look forward to tat!
What abt Mr Phang? HE REFUSE TO PICK UP MY PHONE zzz
U all can also call other teachers if u wan!

Alright guys... these are the info for now... i'll continue to update this post..

Its been almost 2 yrs since we came tgt as a class. Attendence for numerous outings (CD on Christmas Eve & NYE) proved that many of us are simply too busy to meet up. Therefore this chalet would be a good chance for us to catch up wif each other! The attendence for the chalet is quite satisfying, though I regret that some of us still cannot make it...

Alot of effort have been put in to make this reunion possible. Lets not disappoint these poor fellas.... (oh i tink tats us)

I hope that you guys would enjoy the chalet and use this chance to charge up for the incoming semester as well!

Tats all for now...I'll see you guys next fri! TC!! ^^

2008-12-27T22:42:00.002+08:00

extracted from minna's email on new year eve countdown!

Hey all, i'm back! To inform you people about our mini plans for this year's COUNTDOWN celebration. We shall be watching the wonderful and well-loved FIREWORKS at marina. And enquiries about the activities thereafter, i shall refer them all the zencheang.

Date: 31st December 2008
Time: 9:45PM
Venue: Outside Raffles City Shopping Centre
Bring along: Cameras and Smiles (=

Please have your dinner before meeting. Feel free to organise small group dinner.Latecomers [very very late] shall walk on your own to join us. We will not be waiting very long for all. Hope to see most of u.

Help spread the message around, and let me know who's going and who's not. If you didnt respond, i'll treat it as a NO by the 30th. Thanks.

minna =)

Additional note:
Confirmed attendees: Minna, Collen, Herman, Ming Siong, Jun Wen, Darren

2008-11-30T12:10:00.006+08:00

Hello pple....The chalet has been booked (thanks to jon's help and ntuc card)

It will be at NTUC club Costa Sands Resort (Pasir Ris), on 9,10,11 of JAN 09

These are the confirmed attendance:
Minna
Darren
Jessie
Collen
Jonathan
Myself (Zencheang)
Yi Feng
Serene
Min Feng
Jun Wen
Herman
Jason
Wei Hun
Gilbert
Kai Siang
Lai Wang
Eileen
Yi Xin
Jia Ying

Below are the unconfirmed list of attendance, every1 help to spread the msg to them can? ask them to reply me via hp or email or msn or this blog's tagboard also can...thx alot!

Kai Xu
Yi Long
Benjamin (he'll cfm wif me again)
Geraldine (She'll cfm wif me again)
Eunice (she'll cfm wif me again)
Ming Siong (Ai mai ai mai >.<) <-----help me psycho pls lol

Pple that cfm-ed not coming:
LOH WEI<------ help me psycho him pls...lolx

Anyway, further details will be released to you all at a later date (shud be via sms)

Details such as the expected time of arrival, things to bring, amt of cash to bring(chalet expenditures + your own spendings) and err expected attire!

Dun tink that if you come in jeans, and you'll be excused from some of the activities! hehehe =D

And ya, about the food, the 1st day's evening will be a bbq + some cooked food (fried rice etc)

The bbq part can be settled, now need some1 to do the cooked food...any1 can help!?

Any other inputs for the chalet will be most welcomed....i'm always online you noe!

So ya, this is the current update....rmb to visit this blog regularly!

2008-11-24T19:00:00.009+08:00

UPDATES ON THE CHALET!! (9,10,11 Jan 09 at Downtown East Coasta Sands)

Laiwang<----------no replies....OMG WHERE HAVE U BEEN!?
Yixin<---------------no replies....OMG WHERE HAVE U BEEN!?
Eileen<------------no replies....OMG WHERE HAVE U BEEN!?
Kaixu<-------------no replies....OMG WHERE HAVE U BEEN!?
Lohwei<-----------no replies....OMG WHERE HAVE U BEEN!?
Yilong<-------------no replies....OMG WHERE HAVE U BEEN!?
Benjamin<--------no replies....OMG WHERE HAVE U BEEN!?
Kaisiang<---------no replies....OMG WHERE HAVE U BEEN!?

Geraldine<--------yet to be confirmed....COME ON YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!
Eunice<------------yet to be confirmed....COME ON YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!
Mingsiong<-------yet to be confirmed....COME ON YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!
Jiaying<------------yet to be confirmed....COME ON YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!

Minna<-------------------YOU'RE SO HOT!!!! WOOO
Darren<-----------------GOING TO THE CHALET!...YOU'RE SO COOL!!!!
Jessie<------------------GOING TO THE CHALET!...YOU'RE SO COOL!!!!
Collen<------------------GOING TO THE CHALET!...YOU'RE SO COOL!!!!
Jonathan<---------------GOING TO THE CHALET!...YOU'RE SO COOL!!!!
Zencheang<--------------GOING TO THE CHALET!...YOU'RE SO DAMN COOL!!!!
Yifeng<-------------------GOING TO THE CHALET!...YOU'RE SO COOL!!!!
Serene<------------------GOING TO THE CHALET!...YOU'RE SO COOL!!!!
Minfeng<-----------------GOING TO THE CHALET!...YOU'RE SO COOL!!!!
Junwen<------------------GOING TO THE CHALET!...YOU'RE SO COOL!!!!
Herman<------------------GOING TO THE CHALET!...YOU'RE SO COOL!!!!
Jason<--------------------GOING TO THE CHALET!...YOU'RE SO COOL!!!!
Weihun<------------------GOING TO THE CHALET!...YOU'RE SO COOL!!!!
Gilbert<-------------------GOING TO THE CHALET!...YOU'RE SO COOL!!!!

lol...cmon pple...READ THIS DAMN BLOG!!!! reply leh...and err...any1 got NTUC member card?

The 1st to offer the card will get a bonus surprise from me during the chalet! :P

2008-11-21T11:40:00.004+08:00

Hey wassup ppl....rq here

I made use of this blog(courtesy of jason) to communicate la....wa lao send email very hard. >.<
Ok... Due to popular demands (i ignored those hu nv replied), we'll have chalet on the 9th-11th JAN 2009.

Aloha resort has no availability on this date, and err its quite expensive...

1 day cost 280 bucks men (non member on peak periods)

For downtown east (NTUC costa sands), it cost $224 for 2 nights MEMBERS!

Ok....ANYONE GOT NTUC MEMBERS CARD....CUZ THE DIFFERENCE FOR NON MEMBERS IS MORE THAN 150 BUCKS!!!!

This will be the plan...once more pple gives the green light i'll go book le

And err...pls do gimmi MORE suggestions/inputs (for eg better chalets or watever) by emailing me or writing in the tagboard ---------------------->

PLS, any1 has NTUC member card sound off to me asap ok!? best via hp

The tagboard is there for a purpose.... pls make full use of it =D

Gimmi ur green light by writing in the tagboard!!

Alright hope to hear from u guys soon

ciaoz!

2008-05-20T13:20:00.002+08:00

hi peeps!
it has been a long time after graduation.
i wonder how everyone's doing.
i wonder if people still visits this blog.
im one good example for neglecting blog for a super long time.
so im trying to post something up here.
...!!
but i dont know what to write.
hope everyone's doing fine ^^"
guys you gonna get out of ns soon!
...=D

2008-02-04T23:46:00.001+08:00

hihi everyone!
its me again (:

here's wishing everyone
a happy happy chinese new yr!
enjoy ureselves!

Girls,
eat all the junk food,
tink abt slimming later!

Guys,
tone ur muscles after
u aquire all the fats

wahahahaha, cheers!!! (:

2008-01-04T00:25:00.000+08:00

The blog template has been replaced for the time being due to comments of it being unstable. Please contribute blogskins if you have any for this blog!

Once again, a great year ahead to all~

2008-01-03T10:06:00.000+08:00

THE GIFT

1. THE GIFT OF LISTENING...
But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening.

2. THE GIFT OF AFFECTION...
Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and holds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends.

3. THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE...
It can be a simple "Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet. A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime, and may even change a life.

4. THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT...
A simple and sincere, "You look great in red," "You did a super job" or "That was a wonderful meal" can make someone's day.

5. THE GIFT OF A FAVOR...
Every day, go out of your way to do something kind.

6. THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE...
There are times when we want nothing better than to be left alone. Be sensitive to those times and give the gift of solitude to others.

7. THE GIFT OF A CHEERFUL DISPOSITION...
The easiest way to feel good is to extend a kind word to someone, really it's not that hard to say, Hello or Thank You.

8. THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER...
Clip cartoons, jokes. Share articles and funny stories. Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you."

Here's a joke for u girls and guys! =)

A Mens-Only Weight Loss Program...

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe with a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, I'm yours.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing a skimpy running outfit, running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, I'm yours.'

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week.

lotsa love,

Serene =)

2007-12-30T15:54:00.000+08:00

hello everyone!!!

long time no see!!!
here's my early wishing to everyone,
(in case tml i dun get the chance to come online)
here's wishing everyone
AN ADVANCE HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
may u all enjoy with ur loved ones,
haf great health next yr,
and loads of fun (:

cheers,
minfeng

2007-09-24T16:08:00.001+08:00

Some jokes to share in case u find that life recently have been really stressful!! like me.. -.-" -serene =)

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is for recorders to operate at all times in courts of law.

* Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
* Witness: "I only have one, you know."

* Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
* Witness: "By death."
* Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

* Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.

* Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
* Witness: "July 15th."
* Lawyer: "What year?"
* Witness: "Every year."

* Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"
* Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet."
* Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"
* Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it." * Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"
* Witness: "'Winchester'!"

* Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
* Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."

* Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
* Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
* Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
* Witness: "Er...his face."

* Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
* Witness: "Yes."
* Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
* Witness: "I forget."
* Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"

* Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
* Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
* Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
* Witness: "Forty-five years."

* Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
* Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
* Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
* Witness: "My name is Susan."

* Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
* Witness: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."

* Lawyer: "Did you blow your horn or anything?"
* Witness: "After the accident?"
* Lawyer: "Before the accident."
* Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it."

* Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"
* Witness: "Yes."
* Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"
* Witness: "Yes, sir."
* Lawyer: "What did she say?"
* Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"

* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
* Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
* Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
* Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

* Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

* Lawyer: "And you check your radar unit frequently?"
* Officer: "Yes, I do."
* Lawyer: "And was your radar unit functioning correctly at the time you had the plaintiff on radar?"
* Officer: "Yes, it was malfunctioning correctly."

* Lawyer: "What happened then?"
* Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
* Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
* Witness: "No."

* Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
* Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

* Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

* Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"

* Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"

* Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"

* Lawyer: "How long have you been a French Canadian?"

* Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
* Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
* Lawyer: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
* Witness: "I went to Europe, sir."
* Lawyer: "And you took your new wife?"
* Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
* Witness: "That's me."
* Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"

* Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"

2007-08-05T08:30:00.000+08:00

For girls:

http://members.optusnet.com.au/vanviola/face02.html

Hey girls! I think these exercises are really good. I pick out a few to practice daily (if I can). I think it's quite effective. Try them! =)

2007-07-28T15:40:00.000+08:00

Here's a snippet of one of my fav films called Waking Life. This is also one of my fav parts of that film. It was shown on Channel 5 on a weekend afternoon and it was amazing. Check it out=)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Ee9mW9IG8&mode=related&search=

2007-07-22T11:12:00.000+08:00

Copyrighted from email:

Excellent poems by not so famous poets found on toilet doors and walls:

A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote...
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets...
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space... (written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement...
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

2007-07-20T19:20:00.000+08:00

Hi people! I found this really interesting vid on Youtube that surprised me. It's about how celebrities look really ugly without makeup and photoshop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RokIWzt5YLw&mode=related&search=

Here's another one which surprised me too because I didn't grow up with Disney. This video shows that Disney is racist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg2T_t2UtlU&mode=related&search=

2007-07-12T16:08:00.000+08:00

Hi guys! Thought this might make your day. =)

Bloody Big Ad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AcIHPJH8iY&mode=related&search=

2007-07-08T21:14:00.000+08:00

The sharing of marriage...

The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.

The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.

She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.

This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered
(Continue below - This is great)

"THE TEETH."

2007-06-29T15:06:00.000+08:00

hilarious pictures! =)

lol! enjoy ur weekends!!!

2007-06-28T12:52:00.000+08:00

Long Awaited pics are here!!! jason!! where's urs? =)

2007-05-26T08:12:00.000+08:00

Hey guys,

there will be a concert held in Singapore Polytechnic. My friend told me about it and I could get tickets through her. It's on the 26th June 2007, Saturday. It starts at 6.30 in the evening. Duration is 2 hours. There will be "a story, comedy and romance. Plus drummin". From what I know the drum performance is of Japanese origin. Tickets are priced at $5 each. Please SMS me by Tuesday if you're interested. Also you can get tickets on the spot on that day itself.

Geraldine

2007-05-19T23:25:00.000+08:00

Tech support 1.0

Dear tech support:
Awhile ago I upgraded GIRLFRIEND 7.0 TO WIFE 1.0.1. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected organizational and renovation processing that took up a lot of time and valuable resources.
In addition, WIFE 1.0.1 installed itself into other program and now monitors all other system activities, such as SURFING 10.3, CLUBBING 7.5 and RACKQUETBALL 3.6.
I can’t seem to keep WIFE 1.0.1 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite application. I’m thinking about going back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 but the uninstall doesn’t work on WIFE 1.0.1.

Please help!
Troubled user…

Dear Troubled user:
This is a very common problem that men often complain about.
Many people upgrade from GIRLGFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.0.1 thinking that it is just a utilities and entertainment program. WIFE 1.0.1 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING. It is also impossible to delete WIFE 1.0.1 and return to GIRLFRIEND 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 because WIFE 1.0.1 is designed not to allow this. Look your WIE 1.0.1 manual under WARNINGS: ALIMONY AND COMMUNITY PROPERTY. I recommend that you just keep WIFE 1.0.1 and work on improving the situation. I suggestion installing the background application YES DEAR 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:/APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. WIFE 1.0.1 is a great program but it tends to be very high maintenance. WIFE 1.0.1 does come with several support programs such as CLEAN AND SWEET 3.0, COOK IT 1.5, and SEX 4.2, however be very careful how you use this program. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NAG NAG 9.5. Once this happens, the only ay to improve the performance of WIFE 1.0.1 is to purchase additional software. I recommend FLOWERS 2.1 AND DIAMONDS 5.0.
WARNING!! Do not under any circumstances install SECRETARY WITH SHORT SKIRT 3.3. This application is not supported by WIFE 1.0.1 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck
Tech support.

Friends don’t let friends
Take home ugly man
(In a women’s restroom. Dewey beach, Belaware)

A woman worries until she gets a husband
A man never worry until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money that the wife can ever spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs
A woman $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need

“It’s hard to make comeback
when you haven’t been anywhere”
(Written on the back of a dusty bus in Vicken Burg Arizona)

If PRO is the opposite of CON, what is the opposite of PROGRESS?
ANSWER : CONGRESS

taken from Botak Jones Menu..
by kai xu..

2007-05-11T16:19:00.000+08:00

a Tribute to our mums!!

Things My Mother Taught Me...
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."

2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

7. My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You're just like your father."

10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
And last but not least...

12. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"

enjoy mother's day tis sun! =)

2007-04-19T09:25:00.000+08:00

Prison vs. Work

Iin case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear....

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

2007-04-01T20:44:00.000+08:00

here's wat i got from emails to share :)

FW: F A M I L Y
I ran into a stranger
as he passed by,
"Oh excuse me please" was my reply.

He said, "Please excuse me too;
I wasn't watching for you."

We were very polite,
this stranger and I.

We went on our way
and we said goodbye.

But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones,
young and old.

Later that day,
cooking the evening meal,
My son stood beside me very still.

When I turned,
I nearly knocked him down.
"Move out of the way,"
I said with a frown.

He walked away,
his little heart broken.

I didn't realize how harshly
I'd spoken.

While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice
came to me and said,

"While dealing with a stranger,
common courtesy you use,
but the family you love,
you seem to abuse.

Go and look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.
Those are the flowers he brought for you.
He picked them himself:
pink, yellow and blue.

He stood very quietly
not to spoil the surprise,
you never saw the tears
that filled his little eyes."

By this time,
I felt very small,
And now my tears
began to fall.

I quietly went and knelt by his bed;
"Wake up, little one, wake up," I said.
"Are these the flowers you picked for me?"

He smiled,
"I found 'em, out by the tree.
I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."

I said,
"Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."

He said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay.
I love you anyway.."

I said,
"Son, I love you too,
and I do like the flowers,
especially the blue."

FAMILY
Are you aware that if we died tomorrow,
the company that we are working for
could easily replace us in a matter of days.

But the family we left behind
will feel the loss for the
rest of their lives.

And come to think of it,
we pour ourselves more into
work than into our own family,
an unwise investment indeed,
don't you think?

So what is behind the story?
Do you know what the word
FAMILY means?

FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU

Fw: Smart Boy......

First-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28)
as having trouble with one of students

The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.
My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Neelam had enough.
She took Boy. to the principal's office.
While Boy waited in the outer office,
the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test
and if he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

She agreed. Boy. was brought in and
the conditions were explained to him
and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her,
"I think Boy. can go to the third-grade."

Ms Neelam says to the principal,
"I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?"

The principal and Boy. both agree.

Ms Neelam asks,
"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T,
is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink
then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide
and before he could stop the answer.
Boy taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up,
a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and
before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some
"Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.

Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do. Boy.: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless,
a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver
Boy.: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use your hand.
Boy.: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one
of it's longer on some men than on others,
the pope doesn't use his
and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone
but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping,
& is responsible for making love?
Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

Subject: Face Lift !!!

A woman decides to have a face lift for her birthday.
She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home, she stops at a newsstand
to buy a newspaper.
Before leaving she says to the clerk,
"I hope you don't mind my asking,
but how old do you think I am?"
About 32," is the reply.
"I'm exactly 47,"
the woman says happily.

A little while later
she goes into McDonald's
and asks the counter girl
the very same question.
She replies, "I guess about 29."
"Nope, I'm 47."

Now, she's feeling really good about herself.
She stops in a drugstore on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and
asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but,thank you."

While waiting for the bus to go home,
she asks an old man the same question.
He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going.
Although, when I was young,
there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was.
It sounds very awkward,
but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.
Then I >>can tell you exactly how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street
until curiosity gets the best of her.
She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands
under her blouse and
under her bra and begins to feel around
very slowly and carefully.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says,
"Okay,okay,...how old am I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts,
removes his hands,
and says, "Madam, you are 47."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says,
"That was incredible, how could you tell?"

The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad?"
No, I won't get mad", she says.
I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

2007-03-29T20:57:00.000+08:00

thot this was cute! =)

2007-03-08T15:56:00.000+08:00

Joke of The Week! to cHeeR everyonE who has had a moooody weeK.. =) ming tian hui gen hao!

"Way To Go, Einstein!"

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.

"I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you." Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!" When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool. Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said:
"Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."

PiC oF the Day!! =)

Must be lost in the translation...

2007-03-06T08:57:00.000+08:00

f5's met at 8.15am in THE MORNING for the last run in JJ's track.. buT.. eUniCe and Jy was latE!! so.. jessie & serene went to enjoy the morning breeze.. while geraldine watched the bags.. haha.. (sorry gurl..) =) check out the PIcS below!

The EARLY birds..! (as Usual..)

1..2..3..4.. F5!!

taken by Serene's pro hands! =) wahaha.. (notice JY's neW specs?)

on timer!! not bad eh.. but weeny bit small.. -_-"

euNice!! notice the change? =) heh..

f5's last lunch in JJ..

JY's head IS nOT BIG...

took again so that jy's head ish smaller!! :P

SMiLE!! ^^

*wiSHiNg*

Woosh..!

2007-02-28T08:33:00.000+08:00

CHinese New yEAr!! ChU-sAn.. hOusE visiTatiOn!!

2007-02-23T12:47:00.000+08:00

Dearest 05S17,

I wanna thank all of you for being such kind and gracious classmates. I also feel very blessed to know you guys and I really hope our friendship would just keep on blossoming into our twenties, thirties and even sixties. I wish all of you the best in your future endeavors and I wish that all of you would be xin4 fu2 and kuai4 le4!!!^^

With love, Geraldine =)

2007-01-12T20:20:00.000+08:00

a video from darren:

instructions:
1.Click full screen
2.Let it load fully, turn up the volume abit
3.Disable all other activities and conversations
4.turn off the lights, then watch the video

this's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7tYA5dYm8g

msg from darren:
spread to the girls...thanks ciao!

2007-01-11T15:20:00.000+08:00

This post contains the edited extracts of some of the edited males comments before entering the Army.

Zen Cheang

Friends, this is the final goodbye. I hope everyone can live their lives well when I'm not around. Please take good care of yourself. When you sleep must sleep with blanket, when you eat must be wary of fish bones, when you shit must be wary of constipation. I hope when I'm not around, you guys can still live your live to the fullest.

Till we meet next time. Good luck!

Woohoo! I sound like I'm not coming back...

Jonathan

Well, maybe it's my turn. I have to say my 2 years in JC have been a fruitful one, although sometimes, we might not treasure the moments spent together. Regrets...But let us look forward to a new chapter of our life and not forget what we have been through together as a class. The outings are great! Looking forward to the next one.

SEE you all soon, I hope. To 05S17 with love.

Especially to that someone. ^^ Ciao.

Herman

Hey peeps! One last day for me, Nana and Jason le. Hope all of us make it through in one piece...lol. I think I won't be able to sleep like ren qiang too. I'm part-excited part-worried. You guys who are not going in first, make more $...lol. When you all come out then can spend like siao mah...Good luck, NS guys...

I just wanna say a bit like wat darren told the class. In JC life, 05S17 played a significant role in making my life so much better. Friends supported me and we studied and played together, but we play a lot...maybe too much...lol. Which everway, I just wanna thank you all for existing. Anyone of you gone would have changed how i lived my life in JJC. And the outings are something even more memorable. I think our class is outing-mad...lol.

Genting is by far the most memorable one: Whenever i look at the photos, i think of the times we spent there...from the first day we alighted in genting, sipping Starbucks' hot chocolate, to the Space Shot that scared the guts out of Yi Feng. Many of things we did in Genting could actually be done in Singapore...BUT asking people out is tough. So when u live in hotels, we can bang on your door and ask you out...LOL. And the point is that we are doing it together: eat, play, SLEEP...lol. The amusement park was cool, the haunted mansion was even better since it scared the daylights out of the gal...lmao. Shopping...photo taking...talking nonsense...all rox...so when u all look back at the photos, I hope it has brought all those who went a fantastic memory that nothing in the world can make u forget. I'll now like to tok a bit more about my friends in the class.

Hm..I'll start wif pang bapok, my classmate cum volleyball pal. You're a fantastic guy that everyone should know about. A great
listener, but a subtle speaker..ZZz..Please voice ur views more often. Your friends would greatly appreciate it.

Eh...NANA, the class sleeper. We are entering commando together liao...Wake up hor...lol. Eh...nana is a sleeper but he would find out more
about stuff he's really interested in. How do i know that? Lol...he has a wide array of general knowledge. You can consult
him about certain stuff you are not sure about.

Jun wen, an even more quiet person if you are not close enough to him, but if you are, then the crap begins..lolx. Super craper, but his english need to improve..lol!!

Something about this guy is that you can ask him questions and rest assure that he will answer you if he's sure. That's something I noticed: he aims for precision and doesn't
tell u nonsense if he is unsure..lol. He is the ultimate encyclopedia..

Now on to gil, my OG mate and classmate. Probabaly the guy i can talk a lot to. On the first day i saw him, I thought "ACS kan dao one"...But who knew I stuck to him during the first 3 months, he really crapped to much during then liao...That's why both our results suffer...ZzZ. However, he is also the most cheerful guy i've seen? I don't really know but he can really talk enough nonsense to brighten ur day. (Haiz.I think I like listening to nonsense..lol!!). Anyway, he's another great dude in class that impacted me i guess. Till now, we still go for OG outings..lol. Do you all do so? If not, you might just wanna look for your OG friends and go out.

Next up is Darren. Aiya, this guy sports fanatic. Who dunno..lol. Not from out class also know lah. A person who cheers you up with YouTube videos... -_-. Quite unique right? Pull up siao and a consistant worker, he's hardworking and his level of disipline cannot be matched! Which one of you can say, I everyday must run run run..lol! I think only this champion can lah...BUT hor, this guy always act blur de..lol. Hearing got problem...dig ur ears lah. A nice guy who doesn't
care about rewards. Organised the BBQ for us unconditionally and even made a loss because got people haven't pay up..lol!! Own up hor...

Hmm..I still so much to say, but hands really damn tired liao...lolx. Maybe I'll make another post. Tomorrow going in le, so good luck to everyone in your endeavours. Hopefully, we meet again, even after our results...love u all!! Bye bye...

Loh Wei

It is already the year 2007 and we are still a class of peeps from 05S17. Maybe we will not be able to attend school like normal anymore, but who cares, right? Hope that we will still stay united as a class and still have class outings. I won't forget all the time spent with everyone, especially with Mr Phang, and I hope to see all of the teachers in the next class outing. Well, they say that army sucks but I just hope that a super hot girl will message me every now and then to encourage me in the army. She can message me to ask me "jiayou" or "gambate" or maybe just say nice things like "I love to see you in your uniform" or "I love your botak head" then I happy liao. A pretty ma'am-in-charge will also be really great, then can look forward to every training. Army will be a pleasant experience and will really be unforgettable. I will probably regret not being able to serve NS after that.

2007-01-11T09:57:00.000+08:00

well maybe my turn.. I haf to say my 2 yrs in JC have been a fruitful 1 although we might sometimes not treasure the moments spent. Regrets.. But let us look forward to a new chapter of our life and not forget wat we have been through together as a class. The outings are great! Looking forward to the nxt 1. SEE you all soon I hope. To 05s17 with luv. Especially to that someone. ^^ Ciao.

Jon (on tag board)

2006-12-30T19:41:00.000+08:00

As days pass by so quickly during the holidays, I came to realise reluctantly that we will no longer be sitting together in the class again. Many regrets I have in my life, like I always do. I am complacent, I never felt the preciousness of the times sitting together at breaks, classes, lectures, PE lessons and even class gatherings. I could have treasured it more. I could have laughed more. I could have spent more time with you all. I should have break down the barrier between us. So much for trying my best to appreciate the last moments we can really be together as we are not yet dumped into the society to fend for our survival. We have lesser things to worry; Family, Salary, Work, Taxes, Children, Financial, Insurance, Health. We won't be able to have many opportunities to meet up. But looking on the bright side, it will be a memorable event each time. Everyone with their own story to share, to be envious for each other, to be happy for each other.
Everyone have their own experience and perspective towards everything. For me, I never had a good impression of the class at the start I confessed. New faces, different characters. I am not used to changes. Kaisiang's group is the lazy and vulgar one. The girls are always noisy, girls' talk that I can't comprehend. My clique were about gamings and watching out for pretty girls. Not that I don't ogle at pretty girls, but there should be something I am more interested to talk about that till now, I don't know what is it.

Gilbert is the closest to me. Know his behaviour. Crappy and playful at the wrong times, but we do get along in the endless crap. Talk about the latest music, sports and a little bit of gossip. Well, I can't possibly be writing about everyone.

Many of the girls are fun to be with, because they will laugh at almost everything. They make my day sometimes, when I had a bad training day or I am just in a bad mood from many thoughts. And it's weird to see how timid they are during lessons and daring outside class. Timid? maybe they are really paying attention. The girls were forever scribbling and decorating the notes, while the guys..well you all should know.

Weihun described me as anti-social. Well, am I? Yeah, I think I am an introvert. And more of contradiction, I can be noisy and nonsensical at times. I don't put up a smile when I see u all, like you all would think I am acting cool. Acting tough, but actually I am blur. I never had the courage to thank you all sincerely. It's the subtle things make the most impact. I will never forget the cheers you all gave when I am running, forgive me when I looked like I didn't appreciate it. I never admit my own mistake, I am stubborn. I cause displeasure to people. I looked down upon the idea of SHE , CME, F5. But that's okay, shoot me all you want. I love the class as a whole. This class, the girls full of their cam-whoring obsession is one I never seen before. So many pictures that it's so much trouble to keep it. Yet, I think 20 years down the road, I think I'll appreciate it. Minna might be taller than me. Benjamin will never be the bone collector or the calcium king, he might be more meaty. Kaisiang might be a successful businessman. Yifeng might be the next superstar. So many things, yeah I might be fat and you will see me munching chips and fries in the next gathering. Well, anything is possible.

Say, enough of it, it's time to move on. I can't stay emotional and keep wishing time would turn back. Whatever regrets I have, well it will tinger for quite some time. Keep in touch, please don't forget me. Ask me out for coffee, or a RUN. I be glad. Likewise, don't turn me down too. For the girls, work hard and earn more to splurge on all the clothes, never forget your families, nor your health. The guys, don't worry about NS. we will get used to it. Who knows, you all will get strong er than me. Next time when I see you, it will definitely at the pull-up bar. The record is at 13 reps.

Sincerely hope you all will be strong at the lowest period of your life. Happy 2007! Ciao~

-Darren 30/12/06

2006-12-27T21:50:00.000+08:00

ATTENTION TO ALL BOOKIN HOTEL

venue: cityhall ctrl
time: 2.00 pm
things to brg: $20 for hotel [dere'll b excess]
$50 for makeup n hairstylin if u havnt pay
hotel: Pan Pacific Hotel

**plz dun b late..we will b leavin cityhall punctually at 2.15pm if majority is already present**

any enquiries, call minna..

-lilger-

2006-12-25T21:39:00.000+08:00

2006-12-25T21:03:00.000+08:00

BBQ PICS!

Look at how they sit.. ^^

2006-12-23T10:19:00.000+08:00

CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN

Date: 24/12/2006 (SUN)
Time: 1030pm
Venue: Somerset MRT Station

After countdown, ton out like watch movie..

2006-12-06T22:38:00.000+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/v/BSMA4AmWdIU

2006-12-05T00:03:00.000+08:00

The photos taken by Minna's mobile are here!

nite*star

2006-11-28T12:25:00.000+08:00

our genting trip. more photos with darren.

before we leave, we celebrated minfeng's and herman's birthday. =)

day 1: when we reached, we pass time by taking photos!

den we went outdoor for zhong ji mi ma =)

den indoor again.

den comes e fight ^^" in which herman said tt 2 rooms apart oso can hear minna's scream.

photos nt taken for other activities such as pool, poker, mahjonging..

day 2: they looked so dead. its only 9am.

a common star sign. but we did it under e glass table.

minna is pregnant!

e photographer doesnt knw hw to take this pic.

den we went to e outdoor theme park =)
e fun kart and e shower cap.

they went for e space shot! photos nt taken for herman gilbert etc cos they were at e back =( cme and weihun dint went for it.

e swing but mingsiong chicken out.

nice one.

we gt e free play.

e guys were more than happy.

tobaggan!

space shot again.

dinosaur land!

scenery up there. blurr..

ferris wheel?

we took e cockscrew twice =)

kboxing and k-dinnering. only a few songs available =(

photos not taken for night activities such as movie, drinking, poker..

day3: more photos with darren.

we r about to leave but eileen stayed behind.

yuhuainx.

yuhua concert bandmens.

reached singapore safely at 9plus.

2006-11-22T12:23:00.000+08:00

details for Genting trip: (requested by herman)
pls: DONT BE LATE. TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN. not even her man.

24 NOV 2006 (friday)

meeting time: 845pm (settle your own dinner)
meeting venue: boon lay shopping center (2nd level: wait outside gunung raya travel agency first)
coach: gunung raya
hotel: first world tower 2

25 NOV 2006 (saturday)

reaching at ard 4-5am den brush teeth.
makan cup noodles? cos shops not yet open.
check in luggage at 7-8am den go play and take photos first.
going back to first world hotel to check in at ard 11-12pm.
e rest of e day up to u guys. going kbox right?

26 NOV 2006 (sunday)

i don knw. going outdoor theme park?

27 NOV 2006 (monday)

wake up early! checking out at ard 11am.
going to e center to take e coach at ard 1pm i think. how to go? i donknw. ask my mum.
taking e coach back to singapore at ard 230pm.
reaching singapore in e evening.

things to bring: (jus for reference but those in bold r impt!)

passport (check for expiry date)
white card (pls dont tear it. address jus fill in kuala lumpur. coach no. tt day den knw.)
malaysia expenses (hw much u decide. pls rmb to change to ringgit.)
Sing dollars (just in case)
camera and charger
clothings (includes all those tt u knw)
covered shoes
jacket/ sweater
toiletries (toothbrush/toothpaste/comb/ ...)
plastic bags (for dirty/wet clothes)
water bottle
cup noodles (optional)
sourplum/sweets/ tidbits (optional)
umbrella (for ahsoh minna)
handphone and charger(at your own risk)
slippers (optional)
softtoy (optional)
NO BICYCLES

room mates

room 1:

collen
minna
eileen

room 2:

yixin
minfeng
weihun

room 3:

yifeng
kaisiang
mingsiong

room 4:

jonathan
herman
darren
gilbert

room 5:

my family ^^

2006-09-30T16:29:00.000+08:00

2006-09-30T16:23:00.000+08:00

kawaii!!

2006-09-30T16:15:00.000+08:00

2006-09-29T15:28:00.000+08:00

Just a few photos I took. Enjoy, and hoped you had a Happy Birthday, Junwen! =)

2006-09-26T13:44:00.000+08:00

Due to my changes-prone photobucket account, I decided to post the album link here should you guys wish to view the photos. =)

2006-09-21T14:59:00.000+08:00

2006-09-21T10:04:00.000+08:00

sentosa outing (20/09)
attendance: 21/26

to those who r holdin some pics, try to upload dem too =)

2006-09-01T22:49:00.000+08:00

ive uploaded the teachers day video to youtube but i cant load it here. so heres the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KrFhtM4xTE

2006-08-31T23:04:00.000+08:00

Seeing how fast posts appears on the tagboard, I hypothesise on a 100% confidence level that Ms. Ho's post for us will be pushed downwards until it disappears from view, so here's her post for those who came online and went offline disappointedly after not being able to see what she had said to us...=)

(Her "tags" were spread over 4 posts, so each paragraph's a tag. Word for word.)

Heh...Thanx a million for the great video ur class did! =) Am really really touched...on the verge of tears after watching leh... watched twice in a roll somemore... =) Also, wanna thank you for the certificate which you all did for me... but best lor... give me three As only... I should deserve 4 As mah!?!?!?!

Truthfully,haf really enjoyed teaching ur class these 2 years! A super sweet and thoughtful bunch of you! Dat's how I always describe ur class to other teachers... =) Enjoyed every single tutorial lesson I conducted with you all...

feel most happy when I see how the class have made stark improvement in your maths since last year...the hard work all of you put into maths really motivates and encourages me! =) Most imptly, you all haf made me feel appreciated over these two years! =)Thanks soooooo much for the wonderful 2 years you have given me!

I will DEFINITELY miss your class after you all graduate! From the bottom of my heart..=) Continue to work hard and prelims! Study hard over the hols but do take time off to relax too..heers! With tons of love from Ms Ho.

31 August 2006, 22:24 to 22:40

Happy Teachers' Day!

PS. Now we finally know that teacher's do come online and visit blogs! =P

2006-08-16T15:43:00.000+08:00

Interesting videos by Jelly =)

Mermaid clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWn8d8cgyuU

Funny hamster ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdJ_l1XRRhw

Caterpillar or Mammal?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeNggIGSKH8

Funny caterpillar ad in Jap: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8P8xzIVg0M&mode=related&search

2006-08-09T12:09:00.000+08:00

unstable hands at squashy mrt...
gaying..

2006-08-09T12:00:00.000+08:00

city life!!

check out what kaixu's looking at!! =P

2006-08-09T11:50:00.000+08:00

happy faces!

2006-08-09T11:42:00.000+08:00

2006-08-09T11:32:00.000+08:00

guess who..?
heh..check out e lighting n ppl!!

2006-08-09T11:23:00.000+08:00

guess where..

guys+some behind at cityhall.. =)

2006-08-09T11:14:00.000+08:00

gurls at cityhall.. =)
check out e height.! if u havent already known.. -_-

2006-08-07T21:36:00.000+08:00

2006-08-07T21:25:00.000+08:00

2006-08-07T21:17:00.000+08:00

big smiles!!

05s17!

2006-08-07T21:01:00.000+08:00

2006-08-07T20:51:00.000+08:00

deep in thots..

lost??
happy family 1

2006-08-07T20:41:00.000+08:00

pretty smiles!!

zZZ.. big bully..

2006-08-07T20:32:00.000+08:00

minna prepare to take pic le!!
eh..

2006-08-07T20:15:00.000+08:00

caught by surprise!! lol..
woohoo!! nana n laiwai carrying gurls bag!! =) real gentlemen!!!

*stunned*
hmm.. wat r they doing.. A-hem!!

2006-08-07T20:09:00.000+08:00

YIxiN!!
jIE meI!! =)

*Bish*
*dreams..* where's my bai ma wang zi... ^_^

2006-08-07T19:59:00.000+08:00

preparing.. guys not allowed!!
f5 =)

SHE =)

CME =)

2006-08-06T11:53:00.000+08:00

some light humour... =)

WOMEN'S REVENGE ?

"Cash, cheque card or charge-card?" I asked, after folding up the items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. ?>>>>"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." ?>>>>

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - (FROM A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) ?>>>>

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax pour it onto your thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. ?>>>>?>>>>

WIFE VS. HUSBAND ?>>>>

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. ?>>>>As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" ?>>>>"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." ?>>>>

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men." The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" ?>>>>The wife said "See what I mean??" ?

CREATION ?>>>>

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and beautiful all at the same time. ?>>>>The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!" ?>>>>?>>>>

WHO DOES WHAT ?>>>>A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." ?>>>>The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." ?>>>>The wife replied, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." ?>>>>Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me "The wife fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"

THE SILENT TREATMENT ?>>>>

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." and left it where he knew she would find it. ?>>>>The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woke him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." ?

Men are so not equipped for these kinds of contests (which is a good thing by the way. HAH!). ?>>>>?>>>> God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece !!!!

(P.S. not to insult guys...i'm a guy myself...but jus some fun.... if anyone finds this offensive can tag to remove it... =) )

2006-07-24T22:28:00.000+08:00

to all those who r ill, here r e best wishes from e class:

2006-07-13T22:53:00.000+08:00

e photos taken during chemistry practical..

2006-07-09T23:27:00.000+08:00

here's e long waited..

m2m report 2

case 1:
one fine mornin, pp came to sch, feelin unwell..when attendin 1 of e lects..she decided to go toilet alone..ss bcme veri uptight of her goin toilet alone..kp askin ppl to go chk her out..hmm..it's juz concern for frend ba d=

case 2:
y do all these haf to start wif a lect?? durin a lect, ll resquested a change of seats..so as to specifically sit bside pp..wah pp v popular..lol me duno wad's goin on..u ppl find out ba..

case 3:
hahax tis 1 is diff frm e above 2..on 1 occassion..kk is caught callin tt twice when callin a grp of ppl sittin tgt..n kk called tt's name 1st..am i inferin too much??

p.s.: e above characters might b similar to any livin person by coincindence..

end of report..

2006-06-02T21:29:00.000+08:00

2006-06-02T20:52:00.000+08:00

2006-05-28T22:06:00.000+08:00

Due to some confusion and discussion, these are the corrected and updated details for the outing on 31 May 2006.

Date: 31 may 2006 [Wednesday]
Time: 9.30am, At meeting point. Sharp.
Meeting point: Tampines MRT, Control Station
Activities: Cycling and have fun at Pulau Ubin
Reccomended Attire: Comfortable Eg. Track pants and shoes. [NO skirts please, unless you can and want to ride in one. Slippers are not recommended.]

Suggested stuff to bring:
1. Extra set of clothes
2. Poncho/Umbrella [Rainy situation.]
3. First aid kit [For first aiders. _<]
4. Insect repellent [Or anti-bugging softwares...]
5. Small towel [Big one also can, if you're as big as me or sweat like a tap.]
6. Money > $4 [$4 for boat ride, to and fro. Darren reckons the bicycle rental's $6 for a full day, and $20 is his reccomendation for the boat ride, bike rental, snacks and drinks.]
7. Tissue paper [Toilet rolls also can...]
8. Snacks [Chocolates, sweets, energy bars..yum yum! 9. Cameras [Video camera reccomended.]
10. Sunblock [For people who wanna stay white. 11. Cap/hat [Although someone wearing a hat looks funny on a bike...]
12. Water, 1.5l or more reccomended [From my knowledge, tap water DOES NOT MEAN drinking water on the island, unlike Mainland Singapore.]

*We will leave before sunset.*

by lil ger
edited by nite*star

2006-05-28T21:54:00.000+08:00

ATTENTION TO ALL 05S17 PEEPS

details for our nxt claz outin

date: 31 may 2006 [wed]

time: 9.30am

meeting place: Tampines MRT control station

activity: cycling n haf fun at pulau ubin

attire: comfortable clothin eg. trackpants track shoes [no skirts plz, slippers nt recommended]

suggested stuff to brg:

1. extra set of clothes

2. poncho/umbrella [unless u wanna get wet if it rains]

3. first aid kit [for first aiders]

4. insect repellent

5. small towel

6. money > $4 [ muz b enuff for bike, lunch etc etc..$4 for boat ride to n fro]

7. tissue paper

8. snacks [chocs, sweets, energy bar..yum yum]

9. camera

10. sunblock [for pple to wanna stay white]

11. cap/hat

12. water [h20 is impt!! me dunwan u all dehydrate]

*we ar rentin bike btw unless u wan brg urs*

*we will leave b4 sunset*

-lil ger-

2006-05-22T16:17:00.000+08:00

past photox. sry for takin so long to update =p

verbal nuggets

KFC outing

2006-04-21T19:05:00.000+08:00

That's me

Nuff said. Disfigured by the girls of my already spastic face. They spent whole day to decide on accessories, trying it out repeatedly to see if it suits them. Time inefficiency, but at least the money spent was worthwhile.

2006-04-19T21:37:00.000+08:00

Kronis' Day at the Audition

Moments before his turn, his smug look and confidence were sky high.

till.....
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His worst moment of his life up to date 19/4/06

2006-04-13T21:20:00.000+08:00

a recent survey done on the top three ranking guys in our class

result:

1. Pang Zen Cheang
2. Chia Kai Xu
3. Ong Xuan Kai Jonathan

2006-03-13T00:21:00.000+08:00

To avoid more possible confusion and waiting time, I've completed the whole story in a rather short and hopefully, lively format. Please read, review, and if possible, edit constructively, as I've just crapped the story when little inspiration struck me.

[The Legend of the Zodiac 2]

Once upon a time in a period of chaos and devestation, Emperor Kai Siang had just ascended
the throne in the Heavenly Palace and was struggling to take control over his newfound
powers. Several of his premiers had put forth numerous advices on how to rule his kingdom
and win over the hearts of his followed on Earth, but nothing practical was provided by any
of them. "Tell me when you have a more specific and practical suggestion." He shook his head
in disappointment as the premier bowed and took his leave quietly, leaving the Emperor to
his thoughts.

"Maybe you should create something for your followers to believe in unanimously, something
that they can relate to with each other and their surroundings..." His wife, Loh Wei, had
barely finished her statement when Emperor Siang raised his fist, sending her flying
backwards into the clouds.

"I should consider her input." Emperor Siang mumbled to himself, nodding slightly. "And
consider replacing her too." He added with a sigh as he added the reminder into his handheld
P.D.A.

Commoners and animals on Earth were engaged in their own everyday activities when storm
clouds gathered suddenly, darkening the sky from a clear shade of azure to a scary tone of
grey. A flash of brilliant yellow, as the image of Prime Minister Jack appeared in the
overcast sky.

"This is an order by the Platinum Emperor (At that time, who would want want jade?)." He
looked down and swore as he skimmed through the decree, muttering under his breath. "Why is it in Chinese?" Clearing his throat again to call for attention, he translated directly into
English.

"According to this decree, the Platinum Emperor has declared the start of 'nose faeces'
(competition) for the 'moving objects' (animals) on 'ground-ball' (Earth) to encourage
'sport spirit'(sportsmanship) . The winner gets to 'be promoted' (ascend) as 'gods first'
(immortals)." He finished, and his image disappeared without a trace.
"Stupid Loh Wei! You forgot to off the microphone, holy light and storm clouds, lah!" The
same voice scolded and swore again. Seconds later, there was a click as the brilliant light
faded off and the clouds dispersed into nothingness.

*****

"I'll win again this time!" Yixin the Rabbit stuck out her tongue as she sprinted past Kai
Xu the Tortoise towards the finish of the Race. "See you at the Sky Pillar! W.O.L.S.!" She
made a 'L' with her thumb and her finger at the tortoise, and dashed off, leaving Kai Xu
behind a trail of flying dust.

A minute later, Kai Xu blinked, a confused look on his face. "I..."

*****

While waiting for him to finish his first word, let's just take a look at the other side,
where the descendants of the famous Three Little Pigs were facing what their ascendants had
faced. "Open up now!" The wolf-like stranger outside their house demanded furiously. "Or
I'll slash your house down!" He threatened.

"Wait a minute. slash out house down?" Eunice the Ribbon Pig repeated in disbelief.

"How's he going to do that to a house of brick? LOLX!" Collen the Iron Hog laughed and went
to SLP. ('Sleep Like Pig', not 'Siah Lay Peng')

"Come with everything you've got!" Minfeng the Pig challenged as she stood behind the front
door and waited for a response.

Suddenly, three metallic claws tore through the wood, and the door collasped as Yifeng the
Wolverine stomped into the brick house. "Last time, you got my grandfather. This time, you
have no escape!" He growled as he extended the three adamantium claws on his left fist as
well and pointed them at Minfeng the Pig. There was a scream, and Minfeng the Pig
disappeared, leaving a plate of pork chop on the ground. Eunice scrambled for safety as
Yifeng approached Collen the Iron Hog and slashed her iron armor into metallic chips.
Seconds later, Collen disappeared, leaving behind a plate of 'pork and chips'. "You're
next!"

Suddenly, the glass panes of the window in the living room shattered, as Jason the High
Priest Teleported into the living room. "Yilong!" He commanded his pet, Yilong the Fire
Drake. "Take her to the Sky Pillar with you! I'll take care of this wolf!" He shouted as
Yifeng the Wolverine pounced onto Jason the High Priest and attempted to swing his claws,
when Jason waved his wave in a circular motion, and the Magic Claw attack sent Yifeng flying
into the kitchen.

"You can't kill me, High Priest." Yifeng declared as the bleeding wound on his forehead
began to recover at a supernatural speed.

"I'm not that easy to kill too, Wolverine!" Jason waved his Judgement Wand, Healed himself
and returned Minfeng and Collen to their original forms.

*****

"am..." Kaixu began on his next word.

*****
As the two powerful beings engaged in a fierce battle between a Maplestory character and a
X-men, we find ourselves looking at a riverbank, where Minna and Mouse, Jiaying the Cat and
Weihun the Dog were standing along. The three good friends stared at the calm river, unsure
of how to cross it together. Hours later, they were still stuck at the same position, unable
to come up with any constructive ideas.

"Maybe I can get the Prince of Egypt to split the river into half again." Weihun the Dog
suggested, taking out her handphone. "Well, seemed like he's busy with his pyramids again."

"Maybe we can ride on you, and you can dog paddle us across." Minna the Mouse suggested
again after an hour of silent brainstorming.

"Sounds good." Jiaying the Cat and Weihun the Dog nodded and agreed to the second
suggestion. Minna got onto Jiaying, who got onto Weihun's back, and Weihun waddled into the
water slowly and carefully. Slowly, she began to paddle her way across the river, and was
nearly halfway across when Gilbert the Chicken reached the riverbank and jumped straight
into the water, causing much water to be displaced. According to the laws of Physics, the
wave caused would have a magnitude similar to a tsunami and would have sent a container ship
flying into the air like a toy boat. However, there was no container ship, so the wave of
water hit the three animals and caused them to seperate from each other.

"Help!"Jiaying the Cat called out as she got swept away by the tsunami caused by Gilbert,
while Minna, being too short, was drinking large amounts of seawater as she struggled to
stay afloat. Suddenly, someone bit onto her tail, and hauled the unconscious Mouse to shore.
Herman the Goat raised a hoof and stamped on Minna, causing her to eject the volumes of
water she had taken in during her struggle a few minutes ago.

"Yang Yang!" Minna called out gratefully. "Thank you!"

(NOTE: This is a distorted version of the Chinese legend, which accounts for the reason why
dogs hate cats and cats hates mice.)

*****

"not..." Kaixu began on his third word, just as a group of travellers trekked past the
mumbling tortoise. Darren the Monk gazed ahead as he rode on Jessie the Horse, and shook his
head. "I can see a river in the distance. I may have to disembark." He said to his disciple.

"Don't need one, lah!" Benjamin the Monkey God laughed as he skipped merrily ahead.
"Ah...Life seemed more peaceful after Zhu Ba Jie reincarnated into a Ribbon Pig." He added
in a sarcastic voice. Soon, they reached the river just in time to see Gilbert the Chicken
being washed up the shore on the other side. Beside them, was Jun Wen the Cow and Zen Cheang the Snake, both whom were unable to cross the river as well. "Why don't you all wade across? Isn't it a basic way of crossing a river?" Benjamin asked, scratching his head.

"How you know its basic?" Zen Cheang questioned critically.

"Use litmus paper, loh." Jun Wen the Cow mooed in reply, looking extremely bored. "Why must
we join this Race when we could be at home playing DotA and CS?"

"Maybe the Snake can stretch himself like a bridge for us to cross..." Darren the Monk
suggested. Zen Chenag stretched himself across the river, (Don't ask me how wide is the
river. Use your imagination.) allowing Darren to cross with Jessie and Jun Wen to cross.

"Thanks alot." Jessie the Horse said in gratitude as Zen Cheang landed, rubbing his sore
body.

"Oh no, I have to leave...It's time for my training. See you guys around." With that, Darren
turned and ran across the river as if it was a solid portion of a running track and went for
his training.

Jessie the Horse, Jun Wen the Cow and Zen Cheang the Snake stared at his depearting figure,
wide-mouthed.

*****

"slow..."

*****

"Shining Ray!"

Jason the High Priest waved his Judgement Wand in a complex motion, just as Wolverine took a
flying leap with his adamantium claws at the ready. They were about to perform their
finishing move when there was a knock on the door, and both charatcers froze in mid-air. A
girl wearing a blue raincoat with her hood covering her head stood shyly at the doorstep.

"You are looking for...?" Minfeng the Pig enquired.

"Oh, I'm...erm...looking for...Yifeng the Wolverine." Serene the Little Blue Riding Hood
replied shyly. "The director's...looking for him...to film the sequel to the Little Red
Riding Hood..."

"Orh. Hey, I have to go, liaoz." Yifeng excused himself as he landed on his feet.

"Okay. See you at the coffeeshop tomorrow morning!" Jason called out as he left the scene.

He turned, and found the two pigs staring at him, unsure of what to do. "Don't you guys have
a race to take part in?"

*****

"I'm..."

*****

"Finally, here comes the Daily Prophet." Geraldine said aloud as Gilbert the Wet Chicken
waddled up to her and dumped the wet newspaper on her feet. "Oh, you're wet. Let me see
which spell can I can cast to help you dry yourself." She racked her brains, recalling the
spells she had learnt. "Incendio!"

Blue flames rose, and Gilbert turned into a roasted Chicken immediately. "Oops! Sorry!" She
said apologetically. "Reparo! Maybe this one will help!" She waved her wand, and a jet of
blue light sent the poor Chicken flying into the sky. Geraldine gasped as the Chicken
disappeared from view, and wondered whether her spell had helped the Chicken.

*****

"just..."

*****

Soon, several animals had reached the entrance of the Sky Pillar and were fighting to enter
the building first. The imperial guard, Jonathan called for attention and cleared his
throat. "One by one, each of you shall show me something amazing or convince me to allow you
to enter the Sky Pillar!"

Yilong the Drake immediately spewed out a stream of fire that scorched and turned Jonathan's
black hair black. "Good one! Go!" Jonathan allowed the delighted creature to enter.

"Huh?" was all Gilbert the Chicken could manage.

"Okay, that's amazing. Go."

*****

"not..."

*****

"Let me in, and you don't have to pay class fund for the next two months!" Jessie the Horse
proposed. Jonathan nodded, rubbing his hands gleefully as the Horse galloped up the stairs.

"Let me in, and I don't thrash you for DotA!" Jun Wen threatened, and Jonathan allowed him
to enter quickly.

"Let me in and I'll help you cover up for the next two sessions of Chinese Orchestra!" Yixin
suggested immediately, and Jonathan permitted her entry, laughing aloud.

*****

"fast..."

*****
"Let me in, and I own you in CS!" Zen Cheang shouted above the din.

"You don't even own me in CS!" Jonathan countered. "Haha, noob ba-pok!"

"Ney-ney, you fool!" Zen Cheang pounced onto his foot and sank his fangs into the foot of
the imperial guard, causing him to shriek and scream in pain. Minna the Mouse, Herman the
Goat and Eunice the Ribbon Pig dashed past the guard, seizing the opportunity and ran up the
stairs.

"No you don't!" Gilbert the Chicken jumped onto the eyes of Herman the Goat and began to
cover it, causing him to trip and fall backwards.

"Yang Yang!" Minna the Mouse whirled around, as if in slow motion and cried out. She
stretched her tail in a desperate attempt to catch Herman the Goat, but as usual, she was
too short.

"Go! Don't bother about me!" Herman the Goat yelled as he shook his head vigorously in an
attempt to shake the Chicken off his head.

"Who cares about you...Wahaha!" Zen Cheang the Snake laughed as he slithered past the
Chicken and the Goat and made its way upstairs steadily. As Yixin the Rabbit sprinted up the
stairs, she noticed a figure soaring upwards outside the window of the Sky Pillar.

"Woohoo!" Benjamin the Monkey God yelled as he somersaulted upwards.

"Benjamin! Ahhh!!!" Eunice exclaimed as she leaped out of the window and grabbed the Monkey God's tail. Benjamin gasped as he began to descended rapidly under the weight of the new
addition.

"ROAR!" Eileen the Tiger suddenly caught up and was hot on Minna's heels. "You got my little
sister, Jiaying the Cat out of the Race, eh? You won't finish it either!" She roared
furiously as the lil ger...sorry, lil Mouse darted here and there, overtaking everyone else
in the process.

"Hey, look! Ming Siong, leh!" Jun Wen shouted, and Eileen the Tiger froze for a moment,
allowing Minna the Mouse to enter the Heavenly Palace first and Jun Wen the Cow to go
second. "Ni pian wo!" she wailed as she gave chase, taking the third position.
Yixin the Rabbit jumped onto the back of Yilong the Fire Drake, took a flying leap into the
entrance of the Heavenly Palace, and finished in the fourth position as Yilong continue to
shoot streams of fire at Jessie the Horse while finishing the Race fifth. Zen Cheang took
the chance and overtook Jessie into the sixth position while Jessie the Horse galloped her
way into the seventh place.

*****

"Get off me!" Herman the Goat hurled Gilbert the Chicken out of the window and straight at
Eunice the Pig, who was clinging onto Benjamin's tail. Both animals disappeared beneath the
cloud as Herman raced his way to the eighth place while Benjamin somersaulted to complete in
the ninth position.

*****

"Minna the Mouse slipped past me, and Jiaying's cousin, Eileen the Tiger just entered the
tower a few moment ago. Hope you find both of them soon. See you!" Jonathan finished, and
waved Weihun the Dog goodbye as she ran up the stairs, finishing tenth in position.

Suddenly, there was a solid thud, and Gilbert and Chicken and Eunice the Pig landed abruptly
on the ground in front of a giggling Jonathan. "I knew chickens and pigs can't fly!" He
roared with laughter.

"Look, Benjamin!" He pointed to somewhere in the sky, turned and ran into the tower as
Eunice glanced left and right. "The eleventh place is mine!" Gilbert the Chicken clucked as
he entered the Sky Pillar for the second time and finished in the eleventh place.

"Where's Benjamin?" Eunice the Ribbon Pig asked, running in circles. "I thought I was
clinging onto his tail..."

"Bad news for you. His tail's a fake. You fell." Jonathan replied, showing her the furry
tail. "He bought it at Esso a few years back."

"Benjamin!" Eunice wailed and rushed up the stairs as Jonathan shook his head.

*****

"Excellent!" Emperor Kai Siang laughed and applauded as the twelve animals ascended the
Heavenly Palace. "These twelve common animals are what I'm looking for. From now onwards,
you twelve shall be granted immortality and will be called the Zodiac..."

"Teacher is here!" Jack the Prime Minister hissed. As the twelve animals, Emperor Kai Siang
and Jack the Prime Minister got into their seats, a black jet flew past. Yifeng the
Wolverine, who was grabbing Loh Wei by the collar, and Serene the Little Blue Riding Hood
jumped out of the plane and landed safely. They had just gotten into their seats when Jason
the High Priest Teleported with Minfeng the Pig and Collen the Iron Hog, and Geraldine and
Apparated into the room at the same time, cradling Jiaying the Cat. Finally, Jonathan the
imperial guard and Darren the monk jogged briskly into the room.

There was ear-deafening "VROOM!", as a flying Hairy Davison landed gracefully and parked
itself at the side. Its rider, who was wearing a black leather jacket, a pair of shades and
a black helmet, got off the bike and took off his helmet. "Okay class, take out your Physics
TYS." Mr. Anthony Phang told his class as he placed the helmet on the motorcycle.

There was a knock on the door, and Kaixu the Tortoise entered the room. "Sorry, got AVA
duty."

"Okay class. Hey, Loh Wei, stop fooling around." Mr. Phang said. Kai Siang raised his fist
again, and sent a screaming Loh Wei flying into the clouds.

"Some things never change." Jack sighed as he took out his Physics TYS obediently.

-nite*star

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NOTE: This story is open to all zero.five.s.seventeenz for editing and addition, but please keep in mind that humor is a of course, a must to this story. It does not need to strictly adhere to the actual storyline, as afterall, this is our story. =) -nite*star

[The Legend of the Zodiac 2]
Chapter One: The Race Begins!

Once upon a time in a period of chaos and devestation, Emperor Kai Siang had just ascended the throne in the Heavenly Palace and was struggling to take control over his newfound powers. Several of his premiers had put forth numerous advices on how to rule his kingdom and win over the hearts of his followed on Earth, but nothing practical was provided by any of them. "Tell me when you have a more specific and practical suggestion." He shook his head in disappointment as the premier bowed and took his leave quietly, leaving the Emperor to his thoughts.

"Maybe you should create something for your followers to believe in unanimously, something that they can relate to with each other and their surroundings..." His wife, Loh Wei, had barely finished her statement when Emperor Siang raised his fist, sending her flying backwards into the clouds.

"I should consider her input." Emperor Siang mumbled to himself, nodding slightly. "And consider replacing her too." He added with a sigh as he added the reminder into his handheld P.D.A.

Commoners and animals on Earth were engaged in their own everyday activities when storm clouds gathered suddenly, darkening the sky from a clear shade of azure to a scary tone of grey. A flash of brilliant yellow, as the image of Prime Minister Jack appeared in the overcast sky.

"This is an order by the Platinum Emperor (At that time, who would want want jade?)." He looked down and swore as he skimmed through the decree, muttering under his breath. "Why is it in Chinese?" Clearing his throat again to call for attention, he translated directly into English.

"According to this decree, the Platinum Emperor has declared the start of 'nose faeces' (competition) for the 'moving objects' (animals) on 'ground-ball' (Earth) to encourage 'sport spirit'(sportsmanship) . The winner gets to 'be promoted' (ascend) as 'gods first' (immortals)." He finished, and his image disappeared without a trace.

"Stupid Loh Wei! You forgot to off the microphone, holy light and storm clouds, lah!" The same voice scolded and swore again. Seconds later, there was a click as the brilliant light faded off and the clouds dispersed into nothingness.

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hey hey pple..wan go watch another movie tgt? me wan watch tis korean movie [my gal and i]..wan wan?

tis comin thurs after sch..take it as a claz casual outin..hao ma?

by lil ger

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collen is spying on m2m. shes finding wad m2m have to gossip about this time..

wad has e toys at toy'r'us gt to do wif e gossips?

pretendin to be an angel to cover your doings?

getting e help from e ponies?

oh no! no wonder they can find out bout our scandalous so quickly!

dotx. they found her.

its time to run!

too late.. m2m is in action!

conclusion: lame.

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The long waited m2m report 1
for ur reading..

[ reporting in progress..]

Case 1:
Minna: wow! The show ytd was soo interesting!
Mf: u mean the short 5 mins skit by *A ?
Minna: ya ya.. I even got the front row seats.. LOL.. u also saw ar ? *A was so engrossed in hitting the other person of the opposite sex that *A was being ignorant of the surroundings..
Mf: haha! Yup! I witnessed the whole thing! Tt poor thing.. haha.. I bet *B was jealous..
Minna: hahax. Betta nt cont le... muz kp all in suspense.. nxt nxt.. =P

Case 2:
Mf: recently I witnessed smth interesting...
Minna: ooo another scandle? Ahh dun tell me its..
Mf: haha.. *nods* its *A again.. so great at making the news yea?
Minna: yea yea.. main character of our conversation..
Mf: haha. 'someone' during the break touch *A's shoulder while walking past leh..
Haha.. are there stuffs tt we dunno?
Minna: aiyo... who who? And why? Izzit the new way of ' kajiao-ing' ur loved ones?
Mf: hmm.. beats me.. I'm confused..

Case 3:
Minna: ehh u noe.. u noe? Recently got 1 person really very concern abt out claz *D..
Mf: who who? Is tt 1 perosoin our claz de?
Minna: yep.. of coz.. of coz.. dat person from our claz de.. hahax. N got 1 informant gave me a tip-off dat dat person kp staring in *D’s direction during lessons..
Mf: reallli? Y? *D more interesting than lesson?
Minna: dat person aso aso wan care *D when *D nt feeling well...
Mf: really ma? Wow...is there smth btw them?
minnaL maybe ba.. [thinking]

case 4:
minna: aiyo u noe? Recently 1 member of a well-known boy band, C, initiated to celebrate someone else's bday though its over for abt 1+ + week le leh...
mf: really? How ? is tt particular member initiate de?
Minna: prepare present specially lor.. ya.. dat member initiate then ask others to go tgt..
Mf: oooh.. wat does tt mean? Smth Scandalous?
Minna: hmm juz suspicious la.. shall check it out..
Mf: no problem.. time to do work!

*names edited to protect person's privacy

[ End of report]

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pictures taken at little india